It’s only been 3 days, but I might be on to something BIG.
For now, let’s just call it a cheeky little trick that could very well change the ‘wake up early’ landscape forever.
Yes, I’m talkin’ groundbreaking stuff here.
And you’re about to become one of the first people to know about it.
So here’s the rub:
You know how whenever you’re trying to wake up early, it’s usually because you want to be productive?
Like the only reason you’re actually getting out of bed is to get more shit done? Fill your cups? Recharge your batteries? That sorta thing?
Well, what if, instead of waking up and being ‘productive’…
You wake up and just…
Fart around?
Do nothing.
Relax.
Surf the web.
Binge watch some videos.
Skip the black coffee and go straight for something delicious.
Heck, even have a bowl of butterscotch ripple ice cream if you want.
Do ANYTHING that makes you feel it’s worth getting out of bed for.
Of course, you don’t want to do this forever.
I mean, you can’t just wake up and have a bowl of butterscotch ripple ice cream every morning (can you?!).
But you can begin to establish the habit of escaping the ‘Great Morning Sarcophagus’ once and for all.
After only 3 days of trying what I now like to refer to as the ‘Fart Around’ Wake Up Strategy…
I’m beginning to see the light.
Instead of doing nothing (which is what gets me out of bed in the first place), once I’m awake, I’m ready to be productive. I’m ready to fill those cups. And I’m ready to take advantage of the opportunity waking up early brings.
All that said, I think I’ll still spend the next few days just fartin’ around. Put this newfound strategy through a real stress test, you know?
So far, I’d say it’s handling the pressure quite nicely.
But you wanna knowing something funny?
While testing this strategy out, I’ve also been actually farting quite a bit. Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe not.
But that’s an entirely different story for an entirely different day.
So go ahead.
Wake up early and just fart around.
You weren’t really doing anything anyway.
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And when you’re ready 